First off: Italy is really good at art. Like, incredibly good. Second: You should all watch Megamind if you get the chance. It is a great movie; I watched it on the plane.

Whew, now I'm back in Milton. I tell you, being abroad made me feel like a different person almost, writing these intros. But it's good to be home. Here's something interesting regarding today's entry: it doesn't exist, per se. Or, it does, but it's nothing. Want proof? This is all I have for Day 87.

Day 87

So yea, we got nothing today. Don't even know the date. BUT! Because I have made a commitment, I offer this instead: my plan for the GREATEST E. SCI CHAPTER EVER.

I never actually did this, but I thought of it on the plane and just had to let the world know. If anyone actually did this... I still claim credit. Hehe.

Step 1: Write up a description of whatever the topic is, tectonics, cosmology, rain, whatever. Use all the terminology learned freely.

Step 2: Write up descriptions for each confusing term, and each term in these descriptions.

Step 3: Formatting! On the original descriptions, cut out the terms. Where there was, say, "Doppler effect," now there is just a hole.

Step 4: Align the subsequent descriptions with their respective holes, cutting additional holes as needed.

Step 5: The completed product should be a packet maybe 10 pages in length. When reading the first part of the chapter, any time the reader didn't understand something, s/he could flip the page to read up on it, and then return. BOOM. INSTANT A++ FOREVER. Plaque on the Silo, Bronze statue on Garden Hill, Portrait painted in flowers across Siberia. Congratulations, you win E. Sci.